At what point is what your saying become a problem?

At what point does what you say supposedly in private become a problem? To what point does one feel compelled to spread your conversation to another as second hand information and thus little more than fence post gossip?

Case-n-Point, this barely 18 if she really is 18 year old moves in here to the Powers.

Better more than the average eye candy here. I was chatting to a friend here and talking of how snazzy this gal looks. Instead of the gal telling me it bothered her, and can’t understand why although I have suspicions, but she immediately runs to the manager here. But this is not the first time.

While back, this other gal here and I were having a conversation and she mentioned that another tenant was doing a bit more pawing on her hubby than she would like. I hadn’t said nothing, yet I was the one that caught hell over it. Then , I was chatting here just before that, that this cat here I call Precious , was just that, and I’d love to take her to the shop and keep her. Hell nobody else here really pays any attention hardly at all to this cat.

So few days go buy, I catch hell over it. Hell I wasn’t even serious. What the hell am I going to do with another mouth to feed, plus all the rest, get real here.

Then the manager says he knows what I talk about , even after the complex supposedly goes silent. What he got mics in my apartment, cameras? Is not what you do in your room private? Is he committing some form of voyeurism?

Granted having an extra $125.00 a month again is part of the reason for relocating to the shop, plus being there at the shop nearly 24/7 means theft will be deterred. But the ability to talk to people or just myself without being jumped by management is worth the no shower and having to go out to an outhouse.

As far as cable and all that. The Internet is needed so will sign up with another service for a short term for that, then come November or December go back to Cable One, but as far as cable TV, shit what’s on there ain’t hardly worth paying for.

What two maybe three channels worth it, the rest is repeats all the time.

Sure I’ll miss SONS again for a few weeks, but it’ll be out again the same time next year on DVD so no biggy.

Any mile.

Bed time, see ya’ll in November,

My mistake and couldn’t somebody have said something

Okay so here it is, Monday morning, just about to hit the rack, then get to the chores of relocation out to the shop.

Seems as though that I might have gained an extra day at the Powers and all is fine, but two loads and it’ll be done, and I’ll be off line for a couple of months.

Priority here now is getting the tow fleet up for winter action.

Its been a rough few months here, trying to maintain operations for and of SAMCRO MC, and the Knytes. Flying helicopter for fire suppression, of major range fires here, and still trying to find some simple peace.

Then with all that being shut out by the areas media to where I can’t even advertise Hazzard Choppers or Dixie Towing, and I’m just supposed to just be fine with that.  Its this kind of stuck up , judgemental vision and biased opinion of this club and me is why HazzardAyre was put on the air in the first place.

This condition goes back to all but two media firms of Twin Falls. What is now KEZJ and the old crew of KLIX, which today is part of KEZJ. KMVT never has taken what we do in the club seriously, but oh my, when the nationwide truckers strike, struck in 1982, good old KMVT was one of the first on the dang phone. The times we were first on the story, even one KMVT once duplicated nearly word for word that we already covered are nearly uncountable. The fact in the eastern part of Magic Valley mainly the Burley area, if KMVT would be a bit more accommodating, I’d be more than happy to supply first hand video of the wrecks and such, that we are responded to. But there has to be a bit more hands off, and a new hand shake of greeting before that happens. That said, I goofed last night when I reported here that KMVT’s news was not on time. CBS had ran over a half hour. I know networks both TV and radio can’t tell time. I ran into that when I worked on KLIX under Charlie Tuma. Then I reported that KMVT’s news department had not gotten news of the accident on I-84 at the 140 yard stick. Two of our trucks were there. Again had KMVT been nicer to the club, I would have sent cameras with our crew. To get the wreck from the tow truck point of view. But hey they are who they are. We are HazzardAyre, and aren’t you glad YOU have HAZZARDAYRE?

As I close though, couldn’t have KMVT’s anchor promoting the news say something like we’ll be late with the news? When KMVT says media made locally , it should be KMVT makes media Locolly, any questions?

See ya’ll in November.

L8R

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Going Code 7 for awhile

Well here it is move eve, and as such the move to the shop begins in the morning. The fact that I had to bumb money from a neighbor to do the move, to get out on time is bad enough. While I’d like to trust the lady in Blackfoot that is now my main bean counter and even after numerous emails, phone calls and all, I should be out by 17:00 hours Monday.

With the move for two months I’ll be off line, and no cable, but between VCR’ tapes and DVD’s I’ll be okay. No shower and all is bad enough but by November the media operation should be back, and I’ll be able to wash up at the truck stop.

So in that I’m available my phone and by snail mail.

Now need to pass this along and I just cain’t resist.

Was getting ready to watch KMVT’s newscast, but no newscast at 22:00 but KTVB’s started on time. Not only that there is currently an accident on I-84 two of our crew by the highway is on scene, but KMVT didn’t even mention it, KTVB, at least did. And this my friends is during ratings time. KMVT’s new slogan is media made locally, I say no , its media made loco, the rest of the areas media has it together. Saying media made locally says we all in the business here is as stupid and neantheratholic or prehistoric as KMVT is.

Thank you KTVB , shame on KMVT.

Bottom line between all of them, aren’t ya’ll glad YOU have, HAZZARDAYRE!!

Until November 1st see ya’ll on the highway.

L8R

 

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Who could remember that?

Back in 1984, the great people who brought together the fabled Dukes-of-Hazzard allowed me to be part of the last seasons production. So credit card in hand, VW Diesel Rabbit under my britches and on my way to Hollywood I went.

Let me tell you about this trip.

First I got turned around direction wise in Las Vegas, but once on I-15, found myself slipping the clutch trying to get through the inspection station just outside of Barstow. After explaining that the only thing I had as far as consumables I had on board was Skoal, and trying to explain what that was to some Arab import worker , I got back on the road.

Went on a mere shopping binge at a Union 76 truck stop , then on I-15 I went.

I remember the cement wall barriers on the highway from watching Chips.

Stayed overnight at the Beverley Hills Holiday Inn, hey they had one then, and had dinner from McDonald’s in my room, thinking, is this really what people in California do?

The next morning, since I wasn’t expected on set at Warner Bothers, decided to visit, the offices of Petersen Publishing where Car Craft, Hot, Rod and such are produced. One is done at 6400 something Sunset, blved. The other 8490 Sunset blvd , so I parked at one, but hoofed it I thought to be a few blocks, but was damn near 6 miles between each other.

Once there , some writer invited me to lunch . This café to celebrities had this portrait of some Spaniard , but who looked at that. Mary Hart from Entertainment Tonight fame was there with legs nearly equal to sweet Daisy’s.

After I finished eating, got on Sunset blvd, trucked to the end of it, finding an open gate, mucho dirt, figured out I hadn’t driven to a big sand pile but the Pacific beach, and no bridge. The next stop was Japan and the VW Rabbit I was driving just was no submarine. Even the General as good as it is couldn’t make that jump.

After weaving through the roads through Beverly Hills, found the fire house that I used to see on the show Emergency. Stupid me I thought I’d see Jon Gage and Roy Desoto, but with a deputy from the LA County SO, who showed me how to get to where I needed to go, I got to the gate of Warner Brothers, got in, found my apartment, and for the two months I was there, did not go beyond those gates very much. Hell a can of SKOAL , in Beverley Hills at a 7-11 there that has inside walls so thick it feels like the entrance to some jail somewhere, is $10.00 a can. This is 1984, ain’t to far from that here in 2012 back here in nowhere Burley Idaho.

Still working at finding a ghostwriter for the script that will essentially combine, the Dukes-of-Hazzard, with Sons of Anarchy, called the Hazzard Knytes, but finding a good person to do that writing is difficult. Hey I’d do it, but never wrote that kind of thing before. So will learn , hopefully from a pro.

Was going to explore the attraction or lure of a female in nylon hose thing, but decided that since I have done that soooo many times before thought if ya’ll want to read that , ya’ll can read HazzardAyre and other of my blogs, as I have explained it there. I will say this though, any male who worked around or has worked around Catherine Bach aka Daisy Duke, that is not attracted to sexy legs in nylon hose, is queer, but then the USA, is too filled with queers as it is. We need more Confederate males, not so many queers.

Makes one wonder why I’m single, don’t it? Women have less to choose from, Hey I’m here, genuine USDA prime straight male, and I’m alone, do ya’ll see anything wrong with this picture?

As I close, do you think we have too much Chelsea Handler and not enough shows like the Dukes?

Did you see, RTV TV has Movin On, on again. Where Sonny Pruitt is, can BJ Mackay be far behind? My next long haul trip is to Nashville, not the left coast. Maybe I can get Alma and Ben to put me up for a few days there?

Keep it tween the ditches, but in case you don’t,

feel compelled to call:

Until Friday afternoon, hopefully with a pay check that should have been here by now, via the US MAIL, hell could have shipped the damn thing on a mule and got it here from Blackfoot Idaho to Burley faster. In October, I’m driving to Blackfoot to collect in person.

L8R

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Wuzz up with that ?

Have ya’ll ever been truckin along and saw something only to consider, Wuzz up with that.

This occurrence can be anything from a situation on the road, the ride you just snaked out of the comedian strip, or just something that creeps into your mind on a long run.

Consider that two weeks ago the fever on my Facefart page was all ablaze with Hazzard Nation fever in the and thankfully we did, but to maintain the iconic rebel flag on the roof of that fabled General Lee Dodge Charger. This week now though, go on Facebook and very few of anyone is making noise on things Hazzard. I see fan pages of a stunt man or two, the injury of a wrestler , but little of and about Hazzard or the Dukes.

Then watching our local TV station, KMVT is busy creating a TV monopoly . I thought that was illegal, but guess not. The station manager was bitching about too many stations threatens his station. Bullshit, KMVT owns the majority of the TV airwaves, hey Chris why not let an independent view come into the market?

Some of you might be wondering about the switch in the handle we here at Hazzard County Choppers uses to light the candles of us going toewing. The simple answer is this, if we as a toew service is going to be denied by nearly every area TV station except KCST, CH-9 , Strevelle Idaho. Then we use a handle that needs little advertising to begin with if any advertising at all.

Highway Hooker Toewing goes back to the origins of my company, while retaining our Hazzard roots with Hazzard County Choppers, hey put something exciting between your legs with a hot Harley built by HCC.

Then in closing, ya’ll know the gig of me kissing a honey’s toes  to get the idea across that here at Highway Hooker just loves to tow or as we spell it toew. So I got to thinking, about this as I saw one super babe get out of this silver Nissian, and thought, even though I have blown the trumpet on this, just really how long could I spend kissing a gals toes in nylon hose? Considering a woman’s feet and toes usually are very ticklish, the idea is nearly absurd, and too many women disgusting, although once introduced the concept finds the situation very sensuous , but could I really get a gal to sit or whatever to get that done? If I could just how long could I stand to be there?

If ya’ll want to find out, you’ll have to be at the mall in Pocatello Idaho to find out as I will be there live, to set the record. However we’d like you to pledge some money for every minute and larger amounts for each hour I can stand to put lips and nose to toes in nylon hose. The money will be donated to the Elkalah Temple, in Salt Lake City to benefit the Shriner’s Children’s Hospital there.

If you wonder that, or wuzz up with that?

Come back here Thursday, and find out.

For your information, no money yet from you know who, but think it’ll be here Thursday or Friday.

Keep it tween the ditches, but remember if you don’t

Cause as we say it, you put it in, we’ll pull it out, we really love toews.

L8R

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--Albert Szent–Gyorgyi de Nagyraolt

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Where are the most blondes?

One question that was asked last night on Highway Hooker Radio was, which state has the most blonde haired girls? Apparently no definitive research has been done here.

So it’ll be ye ole AyreWolf here to sniff this one out. I’ll most be in favor of saying our Southern states have the most blondes. Why, ever hear of a dark haired peach? Georgia has peaches and I ain’t just a talking of the fruit on the tree. Tennessee, Minnesota , Alabama, and Texas seems to be the greatest concentration of blonde honeys, mostly cause our Southern states only have angels or at least angelic ladies there. Some would argue, that California with the Left coast beach's, and Miami Florida, would be a greater concentration of blondes. However in both those states you’ll most like see redheads. Northeastern states brunettes and chestnut colored hair, northwestern states most likely red heads and gray as the population is a bit older here, the Mountain west area? Kinda mixing pot. More research as I said will be done.

Saw an ad on Cable One, that is constantly repetitive. There’s an old gal in the Cable One Advertising department there named Lacey. She walks into the office of MicroChips computers in Twin Falls, and says,

“How about Monday Night Football in HD?” Okay first, there is no longer a Monday Night Football. Its history. NBC runs a thing called Sunday Night Football, but no MONDAY NIGHT. Number 2; If its HD , High Definition , Cable One can’t insert local commercials in there as Cable One has not invested in the gear to make that happen. Third, Lacey says, that Cable One, employees 40 some odd people in the Magic Valley. No they don’t. Cable One Advertising is lucky if it employees 5 and that’s including the front desk gal, and the guy with the infant nasal voice doing the voice overs and producing some rather stale commercials. Obviously, since the ad to get ads for Cable One is at least 6 years old. They can handle ANYTHING I GOT? Bulls breath, Cable One does not allow any ad on there domestically or locally produced that does not have the LDS seal of decent approval on it, although I saw one on there for Chico’s a ladies ready to wear store in Twinky Flatts that is a bit on the spicy side, but get a gal, to appear on camera in tight biker leather standing by a custom Harley , done by Hazzard County Choppers(us) to air in the time period where racy is FCC allowed during Sons of Anarchy, the answer is from Cable One, not only no but Hell NO!!

So guess they can’t handle anything I GOT huh?

Why not tell the truth there Lacey, DESI? Why not upgrade the promo ads? Expand your production department. And finally to the real thing on 50 mps Internet, how about making 50 mps Internet real?

As I said on air last night, the only time I truly have had 50 mps Internet was at a apartment I rented across the street from Idaho State University, that truly ran and streamed 50 mps Internet, and it weren’t from Cable One.

Until tonight a 23:00 Hours that 11:00PM for you none military folk out there,

Stay Tuned

 

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--Anonymous

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Talk About Chicken Shit Times News needs a distemper shot

Now you know that newspapers are getting purtty hammered money wise these days, when a newspaper only allows you to read online 15 articles , then uses cookie trackers to make damn sure that unless you’re a subscriber you can’t read any more.

I’m glad HazzardAyre News and Confederate Star Media has never gotten that cut throat, more over that damn greedy.

Sure there may be some that’ll chirp and say, well the Times News (The newspaper in question here) has people to pay and support their families.

Thing is HazzardAyre and Confederate Star both employee 20,000 people , nationwide. 10,000 of that split between Idaho and Utah, but we never would make a prospective reader who could turn into both an advertiser and subscriber. Why limit how many times someone out of the area, can read the damn paper?

Got word yesterday, one of our local members of the Knytes is an employee of a printing press outfit here in Burley. Which means more of and wider distribution of HazzardAyre.

If the Times News thought they had something to worry about, they don’t know nothing , yet.

Hey the Times News was shitting bricks over Monkey Bizzness, out of Gooding when I was an associate there. When the Knytes bought the better part of Monkey Bizzness and turned it into the Hazzard Gazzette, folks got nervous. Thing is with a real printing press, it is the intention of Confederate Star Media to not only print HazzardAyre, but also bring back Farm Times, and of course HellBilly Trucker which will include us here in Highway Hookers Gazzette.

Next entry, media domination in Boise opens new doors for Confederate Star.

 

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--Edward George Earle Bulwer-Lytton

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