Highway Hookers Gazzette

20120822

still no record set, any takers?

Most of you know if your not too stupid, that we here at Highway Hooker Radio and TV just loves toewz. The neat twist play on the words goes back centuries as well as years.

To emphasize the condition each year , we here at KTOW FM along with a chosen member of our listening audience a hot lady, to put on a pair of nylons and roll on down to a local mall, where yours truly will perform the I love Toewz kiss. The thing is, we are going to try to set a Guinness world record for the thing. In essence a record for a guy kissing a woman’s toes in nylon hose. Curiosity will bring out local visual media other than us and guess what Highway Hooker get’s a poke in the ribs in a good way, and such causes like the move over for tow truck operator safety gets some attention . The best thing, two charities get a boost. The Shriner’s Crippled Childrens Hospital in Salt Lake City, and the Children’s Miracle Network of which John aka Bo Duke, is chair-person of gets money. See folks both mall as well as mall patrons, pledge money for every hour or even minute that I can stand to sit, kneel, etc with my lips, firmly planted on a gals cute dainty toes in nylon hose.

So for a few of you cute to moderately good looking honey’s out there, if you live within 150 or so miles to Twin Falls, and or Pocatello, around October 31st 2012. then sign up to be the honey with the sweet toes in nylon hose. Lets help raise some money for John’s kids.

Give me a call at 208-212-9653 or email me at hwyhooker@hotmail.com .

Missing the first episode but maybe not.

That in next entry, into

the Highway Hookers Gazzette.

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Quote of the Day:
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I will show you a failure.
--Thomas Edison

Romans 8:32“He who did not spare his own Son, but gave him up for us all—how will he not also, along with him, graciously give us all things?”

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20120821

There’s one thing ya’ll can depend on Yankees cain’t handle Hazzard County Common sense.

There is one damn thing ya’ll know to be right down on serious. When confronted by Hazzard County common sense and honesty, them Yankees will run like their britches are on fyre.

Take for instance this gal blowing the horn of saving and loving towing operators or wanting to protect us. Really? I think there may be 10% accuracy to that and 80% her thinking she’s going to make a bunch of money on us. When confronted by serious Hazzard County inquisition guess what? No longer able to post anything on her Facebook Timeline. What honey ? The kitty get caught with cream in her whiskers? But it ain’t only her. There’s this gal in the complex I live in. Thing was I was not even the instigator of it. Truth is one guy who I guess has been made a co manager or something, well his 44 says one night she didn’t like the looks that this other gal that loves kissing the rear of a Chi Wawa, gave to her husband. Somewhere this dog kisser gave a squeeze to the hubby’s caboose. Okay fine. Other day this dog kisser insulted me so I told her she ought to leave other women’s husbands alone. Didn’t even say who.

The bottom line is, I caught this gal by her clit, and called her bluff. Of course she’s going to hiss.

There’s a longer part to this that I’ll leave off, but Yankees, especially Yankee women , do not like it when you catch their bullstuff and throw it back at em.

The fact is, there are three groups of folks I associate with and befriend. Confederates, Truckers, Bikers, add to that pilots.

When all 4 mix, it’s a mix that is volatile, and few communities can handle all of that at once.

Except northwest of here in the deep valley west of Buhl.

The place called(what else?) Hazzard.

Stay Tuned.

Quote of the Day:
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
--Carol Burnett

Psalm 42:8“By day the LORD directs his love, at night his song is with me— a prayer to the God of my life.”

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Foldgers Call to first Coffee

It is Tuesday, with any luck pay day. With the situation on a AWOL Chevy , that pay day, will most likely be delayed. Book-keepers don’t dig missing denaro so who ever let it go, owes. Nuff said.

Okay then.

The along with in our gear up for winter going towing or should I say toe-w-ing? is looking for some of the hottest female toes adorned in nylon hose for this years gig. So here’s the heel deal(I could not resist) , do you think you have the sexiest , dainty iest toes? most delicioustoes, if so, they could earn you some real dough.

KTOW FM , and Highway Hooker Radio is looking for some hot toes in nylon hose for our winter ad projects to toy with the words tow and toe joined together as toew.

If your toes in hose are the hottest in the land, you could win $20,000.00 in cash. Plus a bunch of other prizes.

To enter send us the hottest jpg shot of your toes in nylon hose, this contest is open to only sis’s not bros. Take several shots, then put the hose in an envelope and snail mail em to Highway Hooker Toewing 1939 West Main Number A-7 Burley Idaho 83318, or send us the jpg photos to: hwyhooker@hotmail.com . Deadline is October 31st.

Lets see if you have the hottest toes in hose.

Well time to get this day toewing,

More this evening.

L8R

Quote of the Day:
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
--Robert Lee Frost

Psalm 42:8“By day the LORD directs his love, at night his song is with me— a prayer to the God of my life.”

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Tuesday and Counting

Which state, hell for that matter where do you find the most prudes? For that matter have you noticed the now that I have teased you, now here’s my guy pal syndrome has entered our profession? Case-n-Point; here comes this gal, with all good intents wanting to call attention to us in towing who have lost our lives in the performance of our duties. Good cause. You’d think and yes I know in this modern society there is no room for common sense, but you’d think, that someone that is looking to draw attention would at least do, two things, A; call the Wolf’s Den, here so I could get a thing on our radio station, more over my radio show, considering that both were started, have been operated for and by us who really do drive a tow truck, and not the modern robot tow trucks but remember how to sling a car or heavy truck. Who lugged heavy chains, and used dollies with wheel pans and tube axles. When the only respected brands of tow trucks were Holmes and Century, one being distantly related to the other. Long before wheel lifts. But you’d think this gal would call. Nope. Considering in October we launch a lifestyle and news TV show here for us going towing, you’d think getting that sign or two so we could reprint those into our back drops. But nope.

Here’s the real deal, no Bull story. Since 1974 , KTOW FM and us in the Knytes, have been the true voice and only media voice and eyes of towing. Has been, is, will be.

John Hawkins the founder of Tow Times Magazine and I worked together to get the W or Wrecker word taken out of what we do. There has been many other examples but that’s one. Both Idaho and Utah’s Move Over Laws were co authored by The Knytes, and our legislative staff.

When it came to equipment certification, long before there was a Donnie Cruize and WreckMasters, there was the Road REsque Certification, created by us in the Knytes.

Once there was a true brother and sister hood in towing. We all watched out for each other. Today with the economy and all, it ain’t that way. Its more cut throat than ever. I look at this Facebook group, called the Real Life of A tow Truck Operator. Okay, but all you see mostly is one or two people back biting and shaking their dicks at each other. Shit people ease up and grow up.

Over the years our radio show heard by 28,million people world wide by satellite, 200,000 here in the west, through syndication, and now that we are back to being Over the Air, another 50,000 tow folks are tuning in, with our web site about to relaunch, after one hell of an overhaul, how could this gal be so blind?

Guess she figures she’s in Chicago and we are here in the west, so we don’t matter.

That’s what TRAA for years felt like and why, the Knytes was in part started for in the first place. What others wont or are too timid to do, the Knytes do.

There are those that think the Knytes are a MC(Motorcycle Club) fact is the KOA was around representing over the road long haul truckers and regionally us in towing here in the Mountain west since 1973 the year of the first Arab Oil Embargo. The Knytes are not a MC, we are more in reality a TC Truckers Club.

Okay enough of my road rage here.

Did ya’ll notice that , seems as if KMVT got a new seat cover to warm the second seat at the news desk. Don’t know much about her, but like many she seems awfully stiff on air. Maybe she needs a few gin and tonics b4 air time. Of course there is way too many of those TV gals around here that look and not just gals , but one reporter or two out of KTVB, that flat seems like they need to go to the bathroom. One good bowl movement, too anal retentive. Then there on air delivery would be good. Guess they all can’t have Andrea’s smile, or Tina Jensen’ from KIVI’ glow. Watch and see how long the gal at KMVT takes before she’s knocked up.

Full time on air this weekend, be tuned in, KTOW FM 105.3 Buhl, Idaho. KDXB FM 105.7 Strevelle/Malta Idaho.

L8R

Quote of the Day:
It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.
--Herman Melville

Psalm 42:8“By day the LORD directs his love, at night his song is with me— a prayer to the God of my life.”

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Out of Anarchy comes Order

20120820

My phootenotes

Why is it always MY birthday, and the always well to do people all have my last name on TV and in movies? You’d think that Mom & Dads legacy not to mention foundation as deplenished as it is, still must be the page that writers looking for a story plot must still look at.

I started watching this one flick, right there is my birthday on it, then started watching another, there’s my last name. Shit the dude on Reba his last name is the same as mine. What does everybody think I’m that forking interesting? If so why don’t Hollywierd just show up and and lets do an autobio on me, and be done with it?

One question, if your asleep and you get a stiffy and dream of doing somebody in your sleep, did you just do it? Or is it just a fantasy dream? If you did do it to the point you can feel, smell and taste everything, can she feel, smell and taste as well? Like Telepathically.

See there’s this new seat cover that’s been hanging around the forest of ye ole wolf here, named Krista legal tender and all, not super hot, but teasingly nice, she’s been teasing some near hitched guy in the forest here, but I don’t think it would take much to lure her to this Wolf’s Den. Thing is would it be fair to her, since I’m outta here in a month or so? Two ; Do I really want that kind of responsibility? A serious relationship past a scratch and sniff or a quick leg up stroke, is not on my menu right now. Once I get to Boise and all, groovy, but not now,

But again the question is, can she feel it? Even if she’s not here?

More L8R need sleep, HazzardAyre radio tonight.

TTYL

Quote of the Day:
Do first what you dread the most.
--Anonymous

One cain’t soar with Eagles when you are grounded by turkeys

It’s ratings time. If you watch TV much right now, your seeing block buster style A-movies on everything from the Disney channel to the incredible premier of season 5 od SOA, which I might not be part of. If your falling over in your chair, reading that, its because that fat chick in the apartment that thinks her Mexican dog in a glove, who she loves to suck the hind tit of decided to drop a ball the other day making a big fuss over nothing. While not evicted and even now not, I’m thinking is this shit hole slum joint? Considering between two shops, I rent one to live in, rent one to work out of, and in a few months get my ass out of this DEAD END valley.

Saw a few things at the Cassia County Fair, a few said they’d help me with this or that, don’t trust em none. Hell one, from The Mini Cassia Voice ran like a burned kitten, when she saw me. Two dorks were there that I don’t think were dry enough behind their ears to change their diapers, let alone work a fair booth. Then saw that the Sales gal that The Voice hired ran off to the Mini Cassia Chamber of Commerce. More of a reason not to join.

Then stopped by and chatted with some gal that was with the Weekly Journal, here, however Jay is still running things and the attitude I’m sure is still there, these newspapers don’t like bikers, or confederates and if the two are combined don’t look for anything ever to be printed. But I’d sure like to buy advertising through them, but no one ever gets off their fat fannies to roll out to the shop, sit down and put something serious together. One sales gal even sends you an email that says don’t send me an email. Good way to encourage business huh?

Aren’t ya’ll glad YOU read HAZZARDAYRE?

Talked with our legal council on the suit regarding the lost funds of the sale of the Ponderosa Inn here in Burley.

Our legal council reminded me, that there will certainly be backlash. Considering that since that sale the property, including still the Golf Course, when investigators start digging, many people some very important people are going to get drug through the manure. Considering all that John one of our legal Eagles asked me what I’d settle for, he told me that $200k is too low, more like $20,million would be closer. Considering we have two properties on it for sale, where the new big Maverick, Aarons Rent to Own Furniture, Little Caesars, Two ladies ready to wear stores, a cell phone company, all of that are going to have to pay me serious money. The bottom line here ? The local newspapers wanted a good news story, this one is going to get super hot. I’ll be in Boise, but the check can be mailed to SAMCRO MC 1939 West Highway 30 Burley Idaho 83318.

Big day today. L8R ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Light travels faster than sound so some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
--Joe Messmore